Of Leglessness, Riding White Swans And The Great Escape...
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She was surrounded by folk deutchland afar. She travelled here from the chester of man to grace our hallowed halls with her sublime presence. She has lopped off her fair locks and discarded her flares of trew. She was still the same lady of the north we all know and love and she was down Friday. Was great seeing Miss Lunt again here in stoke-upon-the-ming and a pretty blotto night was had by all.
A popular theory is that Dan lined everyones drinks with rohypnol. It had nothing to do with the three at a time shots of ouzo I was downing at Martini's befor we even left his flat for the first leg of his birthday celebrations! Nor the blue wkd/reef combos we were knocking back in pint glasses. Nor the reported double absinthe I downed because Dom refused to believe his was a green aftershock.
All I can remember is seeing Ian and being with him, Martini, Destiny, Dicky and Jojo (who we adopted for the first part of the night). Next thing I recal I was dancing with Mandos on the dancefloor. Then I woke up this morning wearing a sock and a hangover. There was a buckett of sick next to the loo (why I didn't use the loo who knows) and a school uniform (it wouldn't be a night at the club without fancy dress) strewn about. From talking to various people we learnt the absinthe story as well as:
I snogged Emma/Big Girl as did most of us
I yelled at a guy get out of a cubicle to which I then pinched for my own release
The absinthe story
I somehow managed to escape from Martini's flat when we got home after they went out for food despite having been carried in
Rob Locker pinched my bum and talked to me
So did newbie James
I threw up. Lots. In front of everyone outside the club :(
Roll on next weekend for liverpool - we only hope Miss Lunt can ride her white swan to join us as we're meeting Princess Stephanie too!
A (still very poorly at 6am on sunday morning) Wings xXx
3 Comments:
only that i dirty danced with dom.
thats incest
u dirty danced with dom? how very wrong that is. you should both be locked away. (not together)
muff
It's ok. He still affectionatley calls me moon face and I refer to him as the poison dwarf so we're still cool
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