Chloe!
Name - Chloe La Chat
Alias - Clo, Cow Bag, Twat Legs, Puddy
Age - 3
Residence - My Settee
Profession - Professional Lounger And Mouse Chaser
Favourite Pose - The Ballerina Leg
Trademark Fashion - Sparkly Collars, Silver Tabby Coats
Smokes - Urrr... No...
Drinks - Water (Preferably Out Of Pint Glasses)
Loves - Ear Tickling, Fuss, Food, Feathers, Tuna, Chasing Paper Balls
Hates - Pigeons, Hoovers, Being Woken Up, Other Cats
Role - My Baby And First Lady Of The House
Most Likely To Say - Meow
Least Likely To Say - Woof
posted by Wings @ 4:48 PM
12 Comments:
Hahaha. We can blame martini for the twat legs comment - he calls my cat disabled which is far better than obese like his feline.
Although I gotta agree, is a good pic of her...
xx
Quite liking that one!! Hehehhe!
vile vile vile little disabled creature. more intelligence in a mars bar.
all my love
Porscha
Porsha!
I'm suprised you hauled your fetid carcass off the hair molton settee to type that message - you must currently be suffering palpatations from such an effort!
Go lie down near the litter tray and rest up.
Regards,
Chloe xx
if you dont watch your mouth you slag i wil march my "carcas" over there and sit on your ass!
its bad enough you take up all the car parking spaces.
love always
porscha xx
Well at least I can leave my humble abode and wander freely with my lithe athletic frame - and not eat myself into kitty depression because of my sad waste of life that consists of little more than eating whiskers pouches, shitting near a litter tray and yakking up behind the sofa cos I wolf my food down so quick.
I'd abuse you verbally but it's no competition when I've already got the upper hand in the vocal dept.
Sicerest regards,
Chloe xx
Paws up if you moaned at the 'catty comment' remark. Did Stella teach you NOTHING dear?
x
PS. Porsha - PUT THE FORK DOWN!
thats it ur in for it you little slag. im gonna march over there and break all four of your legs, even the ones that are already twatted. at least i dont have to fake my own death just for a little bit of attention.and as for athletic frame, i dont call anorexic athletic . do you? now get back to stealing parking spaces you disabled hoe.
porscha xx
I'd like to see you roll let alone march on over here you fat feline. The day you leave your four walls and brave another well deserved battering at the hands of humans will be the day I take my perfect frame on over and squat on your face.
Jesus rose again, I don't see why the second coming shouldn't either. You just can't take such drama with your weak heart.
Love always,
Chloe x
perfect frame? your back legs are at least 2 inches longer than your front ones, i may be chunky but i can loose weight. u will always have twat legs you anorexic slag.
porscha
ps - i can take plenty of drama, i live with martini.
My disability is something I've learned to live with and reguarly stretch in order to look cute and adorable. You however have the ability to do something about your condition but you're so interested in eating 3x your body mass a day and sleeping that you'll never shift the weight.
And watching lots of orgies and random one nighters from the end of the bed ain't drama; go figure pussy cat
Deepest Sympathies,
Chloe xx
I believe that's a 'win'
Meow!
Oh sorry you can't even manage that
x
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