Friday, July 08, 2005

Chav Princess!


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Name - Ellen Campbell
Alias - Chav Princess, Dude, Melon, Lezza
Age - Unknown due to embalming in alkyfrolix
Residence - Currently Fancy Hanley Town, soon to be Brighton
Profession - Ex Supervisor and Big Lazy
Favourite Pose - Kays Catalogue
Trademark Fashion - Topman Tees with messages, Pink Shorts
Smokes - The Weed
Drinks - Loganberry Red Russian!
Loves - Twister, Badges, Dancing Like A 90's Boyband
Hates - Cheif Bloater, Cheap Ass Strippers, Being Responsible
Role - Arch Nemesis of the Power Rings, All round larf and drink partner!
Most Likely To Say - Ha rar! Ha raaar!!! Haaaa auuuu? or These Drinks Are Playing Merry Hell With My Guts!!!
Least Likely To Say - I Love Work.

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