Thursday, June 30, 2005

A Gay!


Wings

Name - Martin Rhodes
Alias - A Gay, Martini, Mimsy, Tina, Martella.
Age - 23
Residence - Lockwood Street, Mimseyville
Profession - Bar Whore and Royal Mail Whip Bearer
Favourite Pose - Red eye avoiding eyes closed
Trademark Fashion - Salmon garments, gay bands, grandpa slippers
Smokes - Plenty
Drinks - Anything sweet and going
Loves - His 'Cat' (pillow that easts and shits) camp tunes, Pizza Hut buffet, bein a tramp
Hates - DIY, decorating, thick-as-shit-barstaff, midgets.
Role - Best friend and confident, always good for a bit of goose!
Most likely to say - Hasta men yana, ferme la bouche, ride the walrus!
Least likely to say - Shall I help you with that flat pack furniture?

2 Comments:

Blogger Martin Rhodes said...

thank u dear , i was quite hurt by the lack of martini when i checked the other day! but scary how well u know me! x

10:58 AM  
Blogger Wings said...

well, i will insist on sitting in that tree you have outside the window with my binoculars! you are so proud of the fawn and fauna in your 2nd floor flat after all x

9:51 AM  

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