Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Part 3; here endeth the lesson.

Wings

S - is for 'Stella Artois'. And this time we do mean the trannie, and not the beverage of wife beaters and Glaswegians! Yes, I oft reflect and look back on our Stella's trowel and the way it shimmers around in her diamonte dress !!!

T - is for 'Tipple'; something I try to avoid during the months of january to september to make birthdays and christmas times more merry. However, this being year three I've decided to give up coffee instead. Dangerous, but who needs two kidneys anyway?!

U - is for 'Underpaid'. See 'O'.

V - is for 'Vest'. Yes vest. I've started to wear these extremely homosexual garments in the sun and I'm actually getting used to having my tats (not tits) on show. No strings or trailer vests though mind...

W - is for 'Waterworld' as in the theme park full of lifeguards that look like they got lost in there on a school trip in 1993 and haven't found the exit yet... woooosh!

X - is for 'X-Men'. See 'G'... :$

Y - is for 'Yazoo', a milkshake drink that's 3% water, 5% milk, 24% cocoa solids and 68% lard. Yummy!

Z - is for 'ZZZZZZzzzz'. Lame I know but I'm off to bed....

Toodle Pip!

Wings xXx

4 Comments:

Blogger Wings said...

more a bloody buffalo! all that hornage...

9:06 AM  
Blogger Wings said...

chip fat stains or fat as in obese stains? cos im slim and trim since SFT05pt1!!!

7:59 AM  
Blogger Wings said...

who says such lies?! there was an idea knockin around about a villa in lanzagrotty but it all seems a bit wonky... so I'm goin abroad before we see the hoofed one herself! do not doubt my integrity when it comes to ropey transvestite brick layers. shit, spilt my pint...

RICE!!!

5:32 PM  
Blogger Wings said...

Suprise suprise, the word mammoth should appear in a blog that mentions Stella. The poor shim will get a complex!

B xXx

4:03 PM  

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