Stella Artois!
Wings
Name - Stella Artois
Alias - Our Stella, Stella Artwat, Brian the Brickie
Age - ...less
Residence - Mardi Gras, Blackpool
Profession - Caberet Artist and builder
Favourite Pose - The Camel Hoof!
Trademark Fashion - Sparkly, fitted frocks and iffeminate tatoos
Smokes - A Pipe
Drinks - Well, duurrrrr!
Loves - Val Stella, The opening tune, the spotlight, jvc boots
Hates - Restrictive underwear, miming and cowboy builders
Role - Messiah and mecca for the annual 'Stella Fest' pilgrimages
Most Likely To Say - I bet you've eaten some grass in your time!
Least Likely To Say - Make mine a half
posted by Wings @ 2:38 PM
3 Comments:
we aim to please dear... you're next!
Bow down to the Goddess that is Stella the Builder.
I've erected my alter in the cupboard under the stairs behind my christmas decorations. I use my finger symbols and drink from the sacred tankered with the amber wife beater that is Stella. Oh to sip deep from her liquid...
OOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
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