Linda Lush!

Wings

Name - Carl John Wootton
Alias - Linda Lush, Voodoo Vera
Age - 14 In Drag Years
Residence - The Three Tuns
Profession - Drag DJ And Mother Hen To The Gay-Nest
Favourite Pose - Doggy Style
Trademark Fashion - Feathers, Sharon Osbourne Hair, Diamantes
Smokes - If There's One Going
Drinks - Just Hook It Up To Her Dialysis Nurse Destiny
Loves - Royal Doulton, Dick, Vodka, Dick, Champagne Taste, Dick
Hates - Ice (Waters It Down), Vaginas And Sunroofs.
Role - Vodka Inhaling Artiste Who Can Press 'Play' Better Than Most
Most Likely To Say - Hiiiiiiiya!
Least Likely To Say - Make Mine A Single!