Agent Benji!

Name - Ben Cumming
Alias - Agent Benji, Music Meister, Sarge
Age - 19
Residence - Close Enough To Britannia Stadium Hear Da Choons
Profession - Gentleman Of Leisure And Vodawhore In Prep
Favourite Pose - The 'Arty-Farty' Look
Trademark Fashion - Polo Shirts, Baggy Jeans, Adidas Shoes, Belts
Smokes - No He's The Good One
Drinks - Anything In A Shooter Glass
Loves - See Ricky!
Hates - Pernod, Whingey Rents, Banks, Patience
Role - MSN Tramp and All Round Sound Agent Spy Of The Underworld
Most Likely To Say - Meh
Least Likely To Say - Of Course I'll Hold The Line...