Of Parrots, Sun Burn and Booze

BEWARE MADAM, TOES!!!!

Wings
We´re here, we´re queer and we´re red as tomatoes!!! Wetaher is freakin gorgeous. Sunny as hell with a nice breeze when you´re tannin yer tits off. Parrots fly around, taxi´s are cheap and the booze n food are great (50% vodka and 50% lemonade works well with Mr Locks). So far we´ve been to a water park to scare the germans (OOOOMMPAAAA!), been the hard rock cafe, a few caberet bars, walked over dunes, sat by the pool, got burnt to fook, visited a monkey come parrot park, eaten squid (yum) and ridden in some of the craziest taxis in europe EVER!!! Getting used to our ´Holas´, Ádios´, ´Gracias´, ´senoras et senores´,and Él Guapo!´so getting down with the lingo. Got a gay cruise day planned (on a boat not in the bushes) and a big night out in the Yumbo centre saturday (big shopping centre slash gay bar district place). So until next time have fun with all the snow, measured tipple and speed restrictions and we´ll see ya´ll in a week or so,

Wings and the Bobby xXx