Mattchu!

Wings

Name - Matthew Lockett
Alias - Mattchu, Miss Lockett, Dahling
Age - 22
Residence - Fenton
Profession - Facilities Management Adminsitrator aka Ball Breaker
Favourite Pose - "Thursday!"
Trademark Fashion - Shaved Bits, Checkered Shirts, Childrens Shoes
Smokes - Nopey
Drinks - Most Nights Of The Week
Loves - Drinking, Day Old Kebabs, Porn And Any Animal He Can Palm Off On Boxing Day
Hates - Rob White, Foot Fetishes, Being In Any One Job For More Than 5 Months
Role - The Level Headed One TO Quote Incredibles With
Most Likely To Say - It Breathes Like Egyptian Cotton And DAHLING!!!
Least Likely To Say - I'll Take Three Pills And A Gram Of Coke