Joan!

Wings

Name - Jonathon Clayton
Alias - Joan, Jonty, Joany, Sister
Age - 24
Residence - Packmoor, Bible Bashing And God Botherersville
Profession - Mortgage Advisor And Club DJ Supreme!
Favourite Pose - She Says Venture, We Say Olan Mills!
Trademark Fashion - Chequered Shirts, Perma Tan, Perfect Eyebrows
Smokes - Not At All, Mummy Said She Was A Good Girl
Drinks - Little Large Brandy And Coke Or Apple VK
Loves - Squealing, Massages, Bluey The Dog, Burberry Toilet Water
Hates - Drug Peddlin Ex Housemates, Craig Robinson, Drinkin Games
Role - Sista Extrordinaire, Ex Housemate And The Person Who Became My Mentor When I First Started La Club!
Most Likely To Say - LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
Least Likely TO Say - Apple VK Please (Without Falling Off A Bar)