Of 06/06/06, Peeling and Princess

LOOK, BROWN BITS AND HOLIDAY WEIGHT!

CHEZ LOUNGE A LA GAY!

Wings

Well we're climatising miserably to the local weather again. However the chilly winds and piddly rain doesn't help the preservation of the tan any cos' I'm peeling like an orange :( Cue my latest embalming in vaseline intensive care!
We're also deeply disturbed (as usual) by the ever darkening presence of Gloria and her enigmatic chant of "Something is coming, 06/06/06". If anybody has any clues what the hell our bespecaled alcoholic friend has to say please write ideas to

GLO IN THE DARK COMPETITION
SANDY PASSAGE
LIMP ROAD
MIMSY
STOKE-ON-TRENT
ST6 9FU

Eagerl awaiting the arrival of her Madge herself. No not the aging haggard yank-turned-brit Madonna but the most royal Princess Stephanie of Liverpool who shall sweep into stoke by train carriage around 2pm. No doubt much drinking, dancing and larfing tonight followed by the mandatory barfing through your nose over absinth and eating cold pizza at 5am :)
Oh Joy!
In other news Ricky and Agent Benji migrated to manchester, Oli had a full service of my oils and waxes (as in massage and hair tips of course!), Bobby is getting mucho comments on his tan, Madam has made my old pad freakin gorgeous, A Gay dabbled in pills (naughty, slap hand) and also received fake tits el costa along with Dom; neither of who would stop playing with them and planning a bra shop... scary dirty trannies...
That's all I can think of for now. Internet has finally arrived here at Chez Gay so pics uploaded tomorrow night hopefully.

Till next time, toodle-pip!

Wings xXx

Of Huge Ramblings...

Wings

It's cold here and there's no sun.



I have nothing more to add >:(

Of Tans, Drag Boats and Carnivals...

ONE FOR CHRIS...
...ONE FOR GLORIA...

...AND ONE FOR PAUL!

Wings
Hola my winter bound chums. Just a few days left now in the roaring heat here (slowly rubbing it in) and still plenty to report. Went on a ´Drag Show Cruise´around the west coat last thursday and can honestly say I´´ve never seen drag queens and trannies on banana boats, jet ski´s and diving boards! Plenty of free booze but I ended up below deck worse for wear so missed the quiz and conga!
It´s been carnival week here too. Bad news is most of the roads are closed and it´s hard to get a cab but good news is the place has been buzzing and you get to spot the bad trannie when all the straight boys cross dress and get layered. Plenty of piccies to upload and we´re definatly hoping to drag Madam and Jamie out here in september all being well.
Gonna go grab a few more rays in te outdoor bubble spa (mwahahaha) and then it´s Hard Rock cafe again tonight!
Toodle pip and we´ll see you in Blighty up the Club this saturday

Wings xXx

Of Parrots, Sun Burn and Booze

BEWARE MADAM, TOES!!!!

Wings
We´re here, we´re queer and we´re red as tomatoes!!! Wetaher is freakin gorgeous. Sunny as hell with a nice breeze when you´re tannin yer tits off. Parrots fly around, taxi´s are cheap and the booze n food are great (50% vodka and 50% lemonade works well with Mr Locks). So far we´ve been to a water park to scare the germans (OOOOMMPAAAA!), been the hard rock cafe, a few caberet bars, walked over dunes, sat by the pool, got burnt to fook, visited a monkey come parrot park, eaten squid (yum) and ridden in some of the craziest taxis in europe EVER!!! Getting used to our ´Holas´, Ádios´, ´Gracias´, ´senoras et senores´,and Él Guapo!´so getting down with the lingo. Got a gay cruise day planned (on a boat not in the bushes) and a big night out in the Yumbo centre saturday (big shopping centre slash gay bar district place). So until next time have fun with all the snow, measured tipple and speed restrictions and we´ll see ya´ll in a week or so,

Wings and the Bobby xXx