Of Wings' Official Spokesman...

HERE HE IS FOLKS, AFTER MUCH MONEY LAUNDERING HE'S HERE IN 16BIT BEAUTY!

Hello citizens, I am Burnt Face Man. Just because my face is burnt doesn't mean I can't fight crime. I am the official spokesperson of this top blog and I definatly ride bikes faster than that Langsbury bird. Crime is a shit that needs wiping up, and I am the kleenex to do it. I am here to protect you all, straight bi or gay (I'm not gay, I have a calendar with naked ladies on it at home) from such horrors as Bastard Man, Man Spider, Taps Man, Anger Man and that shiny tw@ features Slightly Bruised Man who thinks he has a bigger penis but he'll just be a shell of a super hero when his bruised face heals.
That is all. Buy my tshirts.

Of Burnt Face Man...

MARTINI IS UNSURE WHAT TO DO AFTER INVOKING THE DEVIL IN BEX...

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I'm still sitting in a puddle of my own wee because of this site - www.burntfaceman.com - check out the episodes it's freakin Hill Hairy Arse!

For those of you not in attendance to Chez Lez opening night fun and frolix was had by all involving vodka, lime pop (Martini... it's lime...) and cream cheese dip that never ran out... Ended up at Dicky's with Dan warbling to Singstar and piggin out on pasta so all kinds of fun!
We're now in the process of booking hotels and tickets for SFT05ptIItbsb - it's so officially tangible I can hardly stop from groping the title itself...

Wings xXx

Of Casualty, Retards and Cocktails...

MARTINI ATTEMPTS TO OPEN CHAMPAGNE IN HIS OWN PATENTED WAY...
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Well, what an action packed weekend we saw at the club this weekend! Friday saw yours truly floating (going between the bars for assistance, organising glass collectors etc but floating sounds camper apparently) on what started out as a pretty tame night ending with Mick Gamble (brother of ex employer) being escorted out at the end of the night by all the doorstaff alongside his son Terry. Was called down to the mens loos only to find Gert was the guy who Mick had punched. Cue my first aid course finally became usuful again. Patched the eye up in reception alongside triage nurse Bex making jokes and doing everything ok. Till suddenly my head went light, I felt cold and sweaty and my legs went weak. As most of you know I ain't got the best tolerence for all things icky (we leave that to sister Paul) so made my excuses and de-gloved before stumbling into the staff loo and gracefully passing out sat on top on the can. Oh the irony. Managed to get Gert sent off in a car while Mick taunted and beat customers and taxi riders alike before we had to get the police out. All kinds of fun 13 of us hiding on the stairs in the dark at 3am...
Saturday just seemed a night for absolute fools and rude people! Was in Trendz on an understaffed night with plenty of gobby or retarded peeps hollerin at me from the bar. Refused to serve a total of three people by the time the night was thru so muchly happy get home in the end but not before having a scream with NeeNee, our very own calender girl... llok out for your own month of Destiny in a store near you soon (probably that dodgy vender outside burtons in the shopping centre round christmas time).
Other than club sh1ts and giggles managed to do some grade 'A' spending this weekend although we behaved and saved enough to one side for the pool of black - 12 days to go! Dicky is out of hospital too on new medication making a full recovery so be sure to lock up your sons, fathers, brothers, uncles and any other family member with a pulse and a penis (though not necessarily in that order).
Bex's housewarming do tonight and it being bank holiday weekend we can see the 'Singstar-athon' and 'twister-dance-fever' (we owe you Sherrin!) to last into the wee hours! Watch this space for news...

Wings xXx

Of Bollox!

SOME B.O.B. (BOOBS OF BEX) TO TITTILATE THE SENSES!

Yes that is the title word for the last few days. Bollox. There are a few more too but they would turn this page into an adult site. Friday was excellent - soda, fluff, feathers; couldn't fault it. However after bein abandoned in the club wednesday, the talks from thursday that made me more than uncomfortable and saturdays dibalacle of a day left me with moral dilemmas and little strength to actually go out on the night I'd booked off for Oli's birthday. Actually stood at the bus stop before changing my mind and heading back in feelin flatter than Robin Cookes pace maker (so rry is it still too soon?). Que timely arrival of Katie with chocolate ice cream and vanilla donuts for a disney night and long winded laughs and reminicing. Sunday was another poo day to follow feelin guilty having not gone out only to be dragged out returning Charlies keys and forced to drink pints with Martini, Dom, Bex, NeeNee and Dean. 8am monday start wasn't too hot as you can imagine, nor was the 9:30-1am shift that followed straight after at the club. Found out Richard (Dicky) was taken ill with his Chromers and kept in for observation where he remains at the hospital tonight for camera in the guts thingy. Managed to buck him up with well placed tweety pie inflatables and car bumper signs so gonna grab an early night for tommorrow - with his parents bein away me and Dan are takin turns babysittin him around work. This while the other staff from the club text us on how smashed they are on the trip to blackpool. ROLL ON SFT05 ptII!!! I need to party hardy out of stokey! :'(
Not makin coherent sense now due to lack of sleep, bein pi55ed off at children and coffee comedown.

Lots of luv n sh1t,

Wings xXx

Of 'Runs With Fluff' and 'Sleeps With Cows'...

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As promised (threatened?) here is a sneak preview of one of the pics going onto the club website by septemeber - for select others mail me or request on here; there's six in all of various characters such as 'Deputy Martini', 'Destiny Dukes', 'Sherriff Dan' and 'Dolly Drury'... you know you want to...
Weekend update on the way tommorrow night we promise as it's another long winded one and I'm off to bed (I'm sure you're all klempt in anticipation).

Wings xXx

Girl Wonder!

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Name - Katie Forster
Alias - Girl Wonder, Peaches, GW, Kiddee
Age - 24
Residence - Kidsgrove, The Chavish End
Profession - Journalist And General Skiver
Favourite Pose - The 'I'm-Not-Trying-Honestly'
Trademark Fashion - Pink, Pink, Pink, Pink and Baby Pink
Smokes - Dot Cotton Menthols
Drinks - Everything
Loves - Ice Cream, Blue Jokes, Kick Boxing, Ab Seiling, Tickling
Hates - Reading, Smurfs, Carrots, Reality TV
Role - Ice Cream Slurpin Girls Night In Type And Ex Wifey
Most Likely To Say - Le Singe Dans Ma Chausette
Least Likely To Say - No Thanks I'm Full

Charlie!

Name - Charles Spaull
Alias - Charlie, Chase, Half Pint, Charlene
Age - 23
Residence - La Tuns, Fancy Hanley Town
Profession - Jeweller And Fellow Bar Whore
Favourite Pose - The 'Cheese'
Trademark Fashion - Solar Powered Head Panel, Bird Belts, Fluff
Smokes - Dirty Dorchester!
Drinks - Whenever He Ain't On The Other Side Of The Bar
Loves - Design, Decorating, Eddie Izzrd, Hed Kandi, Dressin Up
Hates - Ooooh, I'm Gonna Be Careful With This One...
Role - Fellow Dress Up And Costume Designer, Ex Boyf Who Can Still Have A Chin Wag Over Coffee
Most Likely Say - Beeeeeen, Dubery, I'm A Heffalump!
Least Likely To Say - Thanks Neil LOL

Of Being Fluffy, Wet And Mostly Nekkid...

"NO HONESTLY LOIC, THIS IS HOW WE GREET EACHOTHER OVER HERE IN ENGLAND"

Well, I'm sat here in front of my PC at 4am saturday morning in my dressing gown stuffin me face with Apple Pie. Woop! Tonight was cowboys and indians a la club and to say I went a bit 'out there' with the costume is an understatement. I wore suede shoes, knee high brown cowprint tubes, a pair of fitted lycra shorts, cowprint flaps front and back for loin cloth effect, white body paint stripes and a headband with a couple of feathers in it; along with my new native name 'Sleeps With Cows' (oh the irony). To say I looked a lil camp is like sayin the black death was the sniffles. Never felt so paranoid or uncomfortable in all my life, but once Charlie (Runs With Fluff) got on the bar with me in his similar attire all inhibitions were lost. Cue soda fights, black bootie shakin, sexy pole dancin and any other moves that would show off our assets and creep Martini out! Absolutly soaking wet but still managed fit in a trip to asda after hours in full regala of about 8 fancy dressed peeps! Next month - angels and devils night. Imagine the Wings....
Am totally exhausted being as Dean stopped wednesday night so didn't go bed then and last night was visiting day so didn't stop till late either. Still lovin the new job though and passed my creditation today with flying colours so I'm on the floor as of monday (skipping 3 weeks more trainin) EEEP!
Achooo, I bid ya'll goodnight

Wings xXx

Of Passing The Time... Again...

MARTINI FORGETS THE NAME OF ANOTHER SHAG THE MORNING AFTER...

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If you're bored at work or generally pratting around at home and run outta faceparty profiles perv on, try this lul' challenge;

Sit in a chair and rotate your right leg clockwise. Keep doing it for ten seconds or so and draw a number '6' in the air.
Your leg will sart rotating anti-clockwise!
Pointless. Yes. Fun... well no but I just killed 45 seconds for you.

Indian costume coming along really well although we can't find face paints for body art fer love nor money - may have to resort to Destiny's lippy!

(Red Skin) Wings xXx

Of OHP's...

OLI OVERHEARS SOMEBODY IN HANLEY OFFER A ROUND OF DRINKS FROM HIS BEDROOM...

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How insanely boring are Overhead Projector demonstrations? After fours hours sleep my head is currently bobbing like a bladder on a stick. We blame Oli fully after yesterday goin to the cinema to watch 'Crash' (uber yawn) then off to Edwards, Tuns and the Club with Martini, Oli, Charlie, Dom, Beccy and Kat. Martini and Dom weren't drinkin so departed early with Dan and the lesbians left after doin a lot of sitting down (again, uber yawn). However, Lil Brother convinced me to stay out and get mingin with him and we'll admit I didn't put up much of an arguement! Stayed until the end jiving along with Tash and Thelma from Red then had a quick walk home from hanley talkin to Oli about all sorts of stuffs. Then it was talkin to Irish Boy on MSN, Kitty on the phone bein mucky and into bed with Beauty and the Beast (the film, not Chloe and Oli respectively) only to snooze my alarm to death this morning! Note to self - when aquiring new phone through Vodawhore make sure I get one with a half decent alarm!

Wings xXx

Of Feeling Anew!

MISS BURGER-CLIT AIN'T BEST PLEASED TO FIND ICE IN HER BACARDI...


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Following my fantastically good week and continueing groovy mood I decided to call this a new chapter in the life of Wings. That and the fact I got bored this afternoon so went out and bought a pair of hair clippers - am now a number 2 all over! The bonus? Minimal fuss, no stylin, no rushin, no prep, people wanna stroke rub it all the time (as tonight proved), and it actually suits me! Downside, the wind feels a whole lot colder...
Has another fantastic saturday on the bar and FINALLY managed do a shift as me Martini and Nee Nee. Was only there for half an hour and we'd already drenched eachother in carling and ice! Ming. Lots of dancin, gropin and singin kept the punters happy and made plenty of tips too! Even scored a phone number lol.
Off to forage for easy fix food as it's 5:45am and there be no takeaway open...

Night y'all
Wings xXx

Of Long Ones...

ALWAYS ONE TO ACCESORISE, MARTINI ATTEMPTS TO MATCH HIS SKIN AND SHIRT!

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...And that's days dear reader. Lets start at 1.30am friday morning when I was called by a very annebriated Oli and his best mate only to have them announce a 10 minute arrival. Upon which they searched through bedding, wardrobes, closets, cupboards and doors to see where I was hiding my shag. Only problem? Was only me and the cat in. Was then accused of havin a wank and lookin shifty and guilty, then Youngun went in a bit of a tizz sayin I was keepin stuff from him. Note to self - beware of Oli in drunkern situations...
Managed bail them out an hour later to leave the flat stinkin of kebabs. Spent most of the day at work in casual clothes, doin an hours worth of secret shoppers in mobile phone stores in hanley, dinner in wetherspoons, 15 minute presentation to the rest of my team, finish work at 3, Wolstan for a pint or 4 with everyone, home for tea, club work 8:30-2:30 then a quick meander outside with Destiny and Charlene (Charlie). All good fun but gonna stuff myself with bagels and get into bed now methinx.

Todays quote: Stuey Griffin - "Oh my, it appears my wee wee has developed rigamortis..."


Wings xXx

Real World!

WINGS RECONSIDERS OLI'S OFFER FOR DRIVING LESSONS...

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Can I just ask - why did nobody tell me how much EASIER life is on these normal hours? The sun is still out when I get home, I have evenings free left right and centre yet I'm getting paid MORE?!?!?! Why I didn't do this sooner is beyond me...
Feel free to pop over to www.martinistoke.blogspot.com and see an idea RIPPED off me, raped and put into mimsy form. Yes, A gay has started profiling which at least is saving me the job here and there...!
Also as penance to my random behaviour I have decided to start a quote of the day feature here. Starting with...

Martini on tipping fresh cat litter into the bin - "It was a proper brain fart"

Titter.

Wings xXx

Asda Roll Back (And Think Of Britain)

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Now available at Asda Wolstanton, buy one glitzy Destiny Diamond and get a ready cooked chicken free! Offer subject to availability - see instore for details...

... And Then There Was Sunday...

A DIFFERENT SORT OF REACHING OUT - NO FAITH MIND...!


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Woah! Where to begin? Sunday was a little less anticipated than previous ones due to the D-Day sunday with the whole Dicky and Rob thing (too much phlegm, not enough lovin) so wasn't really expecting much. How wrong I was. Me, Martini, Oli, Dom, Dan and Grace met up in Aruba for fun and frolix in the window chav spotting, then onto a few bars (including JFK - thanks Aaron for the specials!) for triple vodka red bulls so by the time we reached the club it was all blurry and very hyperactive! Had the best night in Bar2 EVER and that isn't me bein dramatic (we leave the drama to the real queens) - it freakin rocked. I even managed to dance full force to... *whispers*... steps... I know stroponstoke will be proud.
We all ended up on the pavement outside tearin Linda's trousers apart and laughin at her offerin a flash of her testicles through what was left of them to any unsuspecting taxi driver - laughed so hard it hurt. Ended up back mine for burgers, massages and DVD's with Dan passin out on the couch and Oli me and Adam crashin on the bed. Never went to sleep so decided pull an all nighter by gettin in the bath at 6am and ready for my first day as a vodawhore with little sleep and Red Bull Shakes!
Got powerpointed to death and a lil sleepy but lovin new job already - lots to take in and trainin is intense but having a good time AND REAL HOURS!!! Worked the club (still not been to bed) monday night then managed 4hrs sleep last night before work today. Gonna have an early one too as methinks sleep would be a good idea... all in all a lighter and shallower blog methinks! If you fancy a dip in a little more depth (and find out stuff about certain Bee's) feel free to fly over to www.stroponstoke.blogspot.com where Steve is having his own reflective sessions!
On a slightly serious note I hope Martini is okies with his family stuff and 'a bsexual' loves 'a gay' very much and is here for him whenever he needs a sesh! Right, serious bit over, Muffin is makin me all Mimsy-like

Wings xXx

The Week In Which The World Went Womph!

ME, VICIOUS QUEEN, DAVEY LANE AND RANDOM BALOON HEADED LADY!

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Well, thankfully topped the week on a bit of a high thanks to being handed my baby 'Trendz' bar in the club last night and tonight - we got shakin, droppin and spinnin a la cocktails and had an absolute blast albeit miffed I missed my shift on main bar with NeeNee and Martini. Has really helped distract me to get back in the club and just have a GOOD time at work. Gettin nervous now for monday but lookin forward to more frolix and hijinx with NeeNee like tonight in the tuns!
Spoke to Davey Lane tonight too for the first time in about three months and considering the last meetin I had with him was the above pic he looked a lot better - was worried he was ill before but apparently it was just work gettin to him. Miss seein the fella (in a matey way) and got wrists slapped for not texting him ON THESE TWO WAY MOBILE DEVICES but made more promises of catchin up again soon - won't hold my breath bless him.
The whole Kiki thing (as avid readers will know) got turned tits up, flipped out and inside out sunday when she found this page for a day (see previous note to self), following which were several 'disaproved' questions, statements (apparently I ain't from 'this world') and randomness via text. And each one I replied to seemed to either escalate the matter or do no good - like pissin petroleum on a forest fire. Bad thing is, now mutual buddies are seemingly being dragged into the fold as well as the influence of booze+mobile phone = major headfuck. And once more I'm made out to be the bad guy. Personally I wanted to leave it be for her to think about what she'd found out etc etc but now I wonder if the whole thing was ever really a problem, with that sorta solution...
This ramble is probably Martini's fault due to the talk about the big 'D' word. Fearing the reaper, 'D'ing alone and 'D'ing single were all matters we conteplated over custard donuts and iced fingers as well as first loves and the illusive ONE! Yes, Martini and I can be as shallow as puddles at times but we have our meaningfuls too...
I'm off to bed now - 6:45am - with a hot choccy, a purring Kitty and Lion King 3. What more could a guy want? Night night

(reflective) Wings

Jeremiah!

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Name - Jeremy Cooper
Alias - Jez, Jeremiah, Dutchess
Age - 21
Residence - Back In The Abbey, Near Anley Duck!
Profession - Teaching Assistant And College Gurl
Favourite Pose - The Eyebrow Curl
Trademark Fashion - Pebble Dashed With Red Candle Wax (Not As Kinky As It Sounds)
Smokes - Not Anymore She's A Good Gurl Now
Drinks - Plenty To Make Up For The Lack Of Fags, She Ain't That Good
Loves - Mayonaise, Mincing, Gymming, Baby Oil, Dressing Up!
Hates - Anthony Speed, Pollen, Being Patient, Hair, Bein Poor
Role - Dance Partner And Geberal ChitChatter In High Pitched Voices!
Most Likely Say - Hiya Duuuuuuck!
Least Likely To Say - I'd Never Get Back With Alex

Davey Lane!

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Name - David Lane
Alias - Davey Lane, Babybuns (Cringe)
Age - 25 (We Think :S)
Residence - Milton Near Scabby Abbey
Profession - NHS Youth Worker (Piccadilly)
Favourite Pose - The Grin And Bear It
Trademark Fashion - Clothes That Wouldn't Have Fit Him 2 Years Ago!
Smokes - Undoubtedly
Drinks - JD And Coke
Loves - Andy, Harry Potter, The Corrs (Cringex2), LOTR, Stitch
Hates - Anything Do With Comics (Lol), Being Stuck In Stoke, Oatcakes!
Role - The Only Person I Ever Said The Big 'L' Word To, Chloe's Mother!
Most Likely To Say - We'll Meet Up Soon
Least Likely To Say - Shall We Meet Up Later :D

Joan!

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Name - Jonathon Clayton
Alias - Joan, Jonty, Joany, Sister
Age - 24
Residence - Packmoor, Bible Bashing And God Botherersville
Profession - Mortgage Advisor And Club DJ Supreme!
Favourite Pose - She Says Venture, We Say Olan Mills!
Trademark Fashion - Chequered Shirts, Perma Tan, Perfect Eyebrows
Smokes - Not At All, Mummy Said She Was A Good Girl
Drinks - Little Large Brandy And Coke Or Apple VK
Loves - Squealing, Massages, Bluey The Dog, Burberry Toilet Water
Hates - Drug Peddlin Ex Housemates, Craig Robinson, Drinkin Games
Role - Sista Extrordinaire, Ex Housemate And The Person Who Became My Mentor When I First Started La Club!
Most Likely To Say - LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
Least Likely TO Say - Apple VK Please (Without Falling Off A Bar)

Virgin Trains - As Handy As A Chocolate Fire Guard

ONE MONTH AND SIX DAYS TO GO - ARE YOU BOOKED OFF WORK FOR PART 2?

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Mmmm, chocolate fireguard... yes anyway. Dear reader, I am currently sat in my sexy bachelor pad feeling a little tired and full of chinese food. What could possibly be wrng with this picture? I'm supposed to be full of chinese food at my fathers in Derby. However, after being told by the ticket salesman at Stoke-on-Trent station that the train on platform 1 was mine I rushed onto it only for it to pull off and announce it was a London Euston train; next stop Milton Keynes. Cue panic, followed by fear (no cash on me at the time) then anger. After being told by a rather rude 'train manager' (managing god knows what) that I would have to get off in MK and he's deal with me later, I sat on a luggage shelf for the hour long journey trying to warn my Dad. After he got wind of it he complained to customer care (he's the type to demand a free holiday to barbados for the inconvenience) and rude blond asswipe gave me a laundry ticket signed by him to get me back to stoke. Via Stafford. With hour waits on each platform. Cue a six hour adventure from 3pm - 9pm and now I'm pooped and not looking forward to my next train ride! If it wasn't for Ricky textin me and makin me laugh I woulda decked the fat business man sweating and answering his 'crazy frog' mobile (I mean really, STILL) sat next to me (or on me with his arms).
Decided against the club and watched a DVD instead gettin fat and tryin not think of the last few days/weeks/months. Decided to go holiday shoppin tommorrow so I got somethin look forward to and then it's club workin at the weekend then new job trainin starting monday - I can't WAIT!
Roll on christmas I say :D

(choo choo) Wings xXx

Of Flaming Nekkid Men

DESTINY GETS FIMBLED AND FROZEN IN ASDA 28/07/05


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Woke up yesterday feeling less than human believe me and not at all up for the shopping fest that was manchester. This wasn't helped by the fact that Mr Hole In The Wall refused to give me any more than a £20 of the substantial amount I have in my account so was unable to rape H&M for my retail therapy session too! After being there for all of an hour and a half I left early after purchasing a few starbucks coffees, a comic and a sweat band. Woopdebloodywoop!
Came home and sunbathed for a while wasting texts talkin to Ricky and tryin to do Bo' Selecta impressions over sms. It's actually harder than it sounds!
Then met up with me Uncle John who's visiting from Inverness (who I can talk to bout anything and everything so we did) and saw Fantastic 4. OMG. Jessica Alba (Sin City) getting down to bra and pants and Chris Evans (the guy out of 'Not Another Teen Movie' not the ginger millionaire retard) getting naked/topless at every oppurtunity sure bucked my evening up. Followed by a bit of Eddie Izzard and a couple of jars down the Rigger where we met me mum and Glen so not too bad a fnish.
Feel far more human this morning and my Bo' Selecta texts have improved ten fold. Still texting and emailing Kiki but it seems like a bit circle of statements whereby it's repeated constantly what was said before so dunno what think of that situation.
Off to Derby tonight to stay at my Dads and get my ass whooped on the PS2 by my 8 year old bruv Patrick - I lurve bein the big kid (a shock to many of you I know but heyho)

ME SAY BOOGLE BOOGLE BOOGLE BUMBLE SQUAT!

Wings xXx

Somebody Other Than Death Has A Plan...

REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH - OR LACK OF IT AT LEAST!

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... OK I'm gettin a little suspicious now that somebody has broken into one of Queen B's trunks, stolen a book of wiccan curses and blasphemed me into the perpetual realm of spinsterhood... Official for three days (dating a lil longer) and Kiki is no more. Believing I have a long and complex history with Oli (who is anything but complex in a nice kinda way) she went a little fruit loop on my ass this morning after discovering my blog. Note to self: in future allow potential dates to view this site on the understanding that they are 'cool and groovy' with all the facts before you go getting happy about the situation. So whoever it is with the cheap suedesque bound book of love curses for the modern wytch (purchased in the whsmiths january sale at £4.99) drop it cos' you're freakin me out!
Other than that had a really nice day with Oli (who I am not/never have/never will having sex with for the record) NeeNee (that would be incest) Charlie (bridge water under - arrange appropiately) Dicky (see Charlie) and Dan suggin coffee, buyin boxers and watchin Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (which was suprisingly good as I only went for the free staff tickets).
Bath time methinks - manchester upon the morro beckons for H&M!
Night night y'all,

B xXx

I Can Do Phoenix's Too...

ONCE UPON A TIME (2002) THERE WERE THREE BAR WHORES...

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... what is the plural to phoenix? I mean there's only one legendary phoenix but even in relation to the possesive (the phoenix's wing) it still sounds pretty lame... anyhoo
Made a bit of a premature rebirth back into the club last night thanks to covering a shift so did my first 3hrs worth in bar2 with NeeNee and the lovely Kitty and it really got me on a buzz again! Martini was a lil wankered to say the least and Oli arrived with the (much oggled) Amy and Amy! To say Neil wants their hair for Destiny is an understatement...
Felt a lil shady on Kiki though cos' it meant cancelling on a sunday night in the tube with her and her mates but these naff ass dimples don't just work on my bank manager so is okies... will be other nights we hope.
SOOOOO good knowing I'm (kind of) off for a week although I seem to have crammed it with manchester visits, seein family here and in derby and driving lessons (mwahahahahahahaha) so will no dobt require another one soon.

ANTEE TRISHA BE SAYIN DON'T TALK TO NO STRANGERS!

Wings xXx